Saturday, July 21, 2007

Joke time!!!


"Tigang" by jerishoots

FACT: did you know that those people who laugh with "hehe" loves sex and
people who laugh with "haha" are intelligent?

wala lang, just to let you know. hehe...

Ay, haha pala!




Bakla at Macho nagkasabay sa CR...
Bakla: Ang laki naman nyan sayo...
Macho: Wala na tong silbi kasi iniwan na ako ng GF ko... puputulin ko na lang at ipapakain sa aso!
Bakla: aw! aw! aw!

Kapag may kaaway ka,
tandaan mo...
dito lang ako...
dito lang talaga ako...
tapos dyan ka lang,
wag kang pupunta dito!
baka madamay ako!

Women are physically stronger than men...
Why?
Because women can carry two mountains at a time!
while men can carry only two eggs...
Take Note!
with the help of a bird pa!


4 kinds of "Utot"

1. Long but Harmless
2. Loud and Proud
3. Silent but Violent
4. Wet and Wild

Lasing (takot): may multo sa banyo natin!
Wife: ha? Bakit?
Lasing: kasi bumubukas yung ilaw pag papasok ako ng banyo eh.
Wife: punyeta ka! ikaw pala umiihi sa ref!

2 comments:

empress maruja said...

Natawa aketch sa unang joke!

dazedblu* said...

korekk, hehe.. oops, haha pla! baliw yung mga jokes mo! ;)