You Know An Arab If...

You Know An Arab If...

- He talks for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
- He says bye 17 times on the phone.
- His relatives alone could populate a small city.
- He always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".
- He refers to his dad's friends as Amoo.
- He has an endless supply of pistachios, dates, and pumpkin seeds. . .
- He has at least thirty cousins.
- He uses his forehead and eyebrows to point something out. . .
- He drinks 6 cups of tea a day.
- After a family meal, the women fight to the death over who should wash the dishes while the men sit on their behinds and discuss politics, waiting for their tea.
- He feels weird using the English word “tease”..
- At weddings it takes the bride and groom 4 hours to kiss all the guests.
- He has a gold necklace of his name written in Arabic.
- He feels proud when someone famous or a celebrity has any Arabic blood in them.
- He wears more cologne than deodorant.
- He puts olive oil in and on everything and brags about how healthy it is.
- He cooks a meal that lasts 3 days.
- He thinks it's cool to dance and smoke at the same time.
- He shaves his pubic hair often.
- He is circumcised
- He prefers to wear boxer shorts than brief
- The male entrance to their house is separate from ladies.